PICTURE
OF THE WEEK
January 2004
To
celebrate the year that was 2003 and the year that is now
2004 here are some pictures of the top U.S. news stories from
the last twelve months.
With
Crespo added into each shot because much like death and taxes
he is ubiquitious.
He's
just like death and taxes, except that he also loves cake.
On
March 12, 2003 Elizabeth Smart was found after being the subject
of an intense police manhunt for over 9 months. She was discovered
shacked up with a self-proclaimed prophet/handman drifter
and his commonlaw wife. But, hey, who didn't run away from
home for a few months with a messianic drifter when they were
15? It was as common as playing Little League where I grew
up.
On
July 18 Kobe Bryant was accused of raping a former American
Idol contestant in Colorado. The same day he and his wife
and her 4 million dollar ring held a press conference. Crespo
was there to lend moral support with his dazzling smirk.
July
22 Qusay Hussein: Dead
July 22 Sean Crespo: Alive
Qusay 0 — The Crespo 1
August
14 a massive blackout crippled New York City. In a bold, selfless
move, Crespo eats all of the city's cake, pudding and Jell-o
before they spoil.
August
29 Madonna and Britney Spears lock lips at the 2003 MTV VMA's.
Crespo creepily leers on in the background.
October
16 China puts their first man into orbit. Yang Liwei and The
Crespo savor this moment in Communist aeronautical history.
November
20 Michael Jackson is booked in Santa Barbara on child molestation
charges.
November 20 Sean Alexander Crespo is booked to perform at
a children's party in San Bernadino.
December
14 Saddam Hussein surrenders without firing a shot in Adwar,
Iraq. Crespo checks the hideout's sleeping area and reading
material for "whackability."
December
25 Crespo stops by Satan's house to pose for his annual Christmas
photo in the Citadel of the Undead.
December
31 Terrorism fears put the nation on high alert. Crespo gazes
opitimistically into the future.
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